Shen: A little to the left.
Gorilla Guard #1: Oh, but it's so heavy, master.
Shen: Thirty years I've waited for this moment. Everything must be exactly how I envisioned it. And I envisioned it... a little to the left.
What a waste of time. I've hoped this would turn out better than your plan to cook rice in your stomach by eating it raw and then drinking boiling water. Well, it didn't.